Did you hear a funny sound when you logged in today? If you didn’t, then, I’m glad.
But if you did, it was probably me trying to claw my way out of your spam folder!
Now, if you’ve intentionally marked me as Spam…well, I’ll deal with you later. Hmph!
Another weird thing that I take umbrage with…..hehe, “umbrage” is such a douchy word! But, the other thing I take umbrage with is the premature Happy Thanksgiving Day wishes.
Whut the frick?
First, I hate premature….anything. Uh~duhhhhhh!
Second, I’m NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN, SO DOUBLE UH~DUHHHHHHHH!!!!
I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, dumb dumb head who emailed me not only an invitation to a lovely tribal ceremony that weekend, but also sent me Happy Thanksgiving wishes on November 7th of all days! Sheesh!
PLUS, I just feel that Thanksgiving is like The Purge…for turkeys!
Anyway, have a groovy baby shark day, cronies!
Enjoying a fabby day of ketosis,
🎶 Baby shark, doo doo doo doo! 🎶